What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What do you mean son?

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What! how could you do that?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

Do you know what she said mum?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

True - how I loved my mum!

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”